3 aug 2012

Saved

7 kommentarer:

Björn Bäckström sa...

Lyrics:

Say that i need to be saved
Say with me the devils got his way
I want to know how when you are praying
And when you are doomsdaying
How you think you know that someone is listening to what you are saying

CHORUS
So you think that you
Can tell us how to live our lives
Never questioning the source from which your moral code derives
You think that suffering is part of some great plan that's been devised
I wonder, I wonder
When we'll be rid of your lies


Say I need to hear the truth
A sales-pitch of eternal life and eternal youth
All these blessings you are bestowing
Upon the one you say is all-knowing
Are they really deserved if He is sending me where you say I am going?

CHORUS
So you think that you
Can tell us how to live our lives
Never questioning the source from which your moral code derives
You think that suffering is part of some great plan that's been devised
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder

What will it take for you
To start opening your eyes
To start questioning the bullshit everyone around you buys
You think it's any of your business what goes on between my thighs?
I wonder, I wonder,
When we'll be rid of your lies

Benzocaine sa...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJUr-iP-8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vT89jNDXdY

Ulf Gustafsson sa...

Jag försökte hitta på ett skämt utifrån de två olika översättningarna på 'saved'.

'Jesus saved me' skulle kunna översättas som 'Jesus sparade mig', som en datafil - en kopia.

Laborerade med titeln 'Sparad', men tänkte att det skulle skapa förvirring.

Benzocaine sa...

Ulf: Något i den här stilen?

Why does Jesus walk on water?
To save wrecked sailors.

Inte så roligt kanske, men jag hittade på det nu. Ett annat Jesus-skämt jag kom på härom dagen är:

When did Jesus wipe the tears off his face on the cross?
When he broke a nail.

Benzocaine sa...

Eller vad sägs om:

What's the difference between Jesus and Microsoft Windows?
Windows actually saves.

Ulf Gustafsson sa...

De var bra!

"For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved, on a Play Station memory card"

Fantastiskt att de hade röststyrda kommandon när Romarbrevet skrevs.

Benzocaine sa...

Ulf, påminner mig om vad en av de antika Kynicerna (Cynikerna) ska ha sagt:

"Du måste tro att gudarna hör dåligt om vi måste gå till templet för att de ska kunna höra oss." (fritt citerat ur minnet)

 
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